May 2013
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
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okay so i just got my end of year results did okay except for failing one module (which in my defense I got the deadline wrong so I ended up doing all the work on the day of the deadline) and I had only seen them for 1 minute before my sister goes to tell my parents I had my results which I think is fucking out of order that she thinks she can just look over my shoulder and just tell...
thewonderlessyears:
thewonderlessyears:
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
Nature or Nurture? But all of us Geeks:... →
mazarin221b:
fozmeadows:
shwetanarayan:
alexandraerin:
loki-cat:
imoanandstuff:
Why do girls still list ‘Lord Of The Rings’ next to things they are interested in? Do they not realise guys haven’t seen that as ‘edgy’ or ‘attractive’ since about 2006? …
gregoryhaus:
isn’t it beautiful when you join a new fandom and you’re so confused and it’s so hard to remember the names and then out of nowhere you know everything about everyone you can even tell what they ate for breakfast on 25th october five years ago and you have no idea when this all exactly happened and you just cry because you’re so emotionally involved and you don’t know what to do...
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
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Ireland: Ok, so we're sorry about the turkey and the two other lads, so here. Here's a good song, good singer, some cultural stuff and hot ass drummers, now what do you think?
Rest of Europe: 0
Rest of Europe: 0
Rest of Europe: 0
Rest of Europe: 0
Ireland: what?
Rest of Europe: 0
Rest of Europe: 0
Ireland: nO, STHAP
Sweden: 2
Ireland: OH THANK GOD
Cyprus: we give you 2
Ireland: THANK YOU, bro, we'll holiday in your Country more often now, what about you uk, you got our back right?
Uk:
UK: HA
UK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GET ONE
Ireland: but, but we gave you seven, we have a pact, you always give us high scores, what-
UK: ONE
Ireland: but we're last and -
UK: ONE
Ireland: ...
UK: HAHAHAHA
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
sermisty:
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
john-watson-is-sherlocked:
asherlockian:
pernillo:
thenocturnalcouchpotato:
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
lypo:
lypo:
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we...
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beyoncebeytwice:
i think about amanda bynes a lot
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my 62 year old dad is more up to date on music than i am
foreveralone-lyguy:
Why
when you can
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it’s 2013 and there’s still delays when getting the votes on eurovision
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
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i like this song and this pitch is reallllly comfy...
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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my sister thought yolo meant you obviously love oreos
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
medicham:
shine bright like a
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HOLY CRAP YOHIO ON EUROVISION
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OMFG IAM DYING FROMT HAT PKOEMIN POST
yu-nako:
theliberationhitspostlimitagain:
i’m not racist my best friend is black
what a coincidence, my best friend is black 2
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electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
