I love Tumblr at night
sirius-remus-james: lipstickandskin: It’s like if all the people in my dash were drunk Everyone writes random text posts and sends weird asks and we’re all like
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
chongthenomad: sherbeeee: makorrafanatics: becausetahno: i really had to go to the bathroom but i made this instead REBLOGGING FROM MY GRAVE whhhATTTTTT
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
earthtoalexander: how do people come up with witty text posts all the time like did you sell your soul to satan or is there some sort of witty text post shop that you’re not telling us about
a heart made fullmetal: harpaea: lifewasted:... →
harpaea: lifewasted: harpaea: snarkysloan: harpaea: do you ever think about how weird reading is our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind and these concepts have the power to twist our…
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
miggysbox: meganeaya: Celebrities read mean tweets OHGOD I’VE BEENW AITING FOR TIHS I STILL DIE AT JB’S FACEdf sfgfd Matt LeBlanc I love you.
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via ceedling)
miggysbox replied to your post: omg Okay, my day started really shit but then my… fdjhsg YAY HANNY I’M GLAD EVERYTHING WORKED OUT GOOD ;A; alskdlsdf thank you, I’ve just been feeling a little down recently but getting out the house really helped. I should really get out more and asldnasldn iplayer is just omg I’m so happy because you have to pay for YT on the xbox but iplayer...
madeagoestohell: lady in the post but a freak in the tags
dontsaydarby: What I never got in Tangled is how in the second to last scene when the guard busts in, the King and Queen understood that he meant their lost princess had returned. I mean SERIOUSLY. He could have meant ANYTHING.
omg Okay, my day started really shit but then my dad took me to IKEA. and I love IKEA because it’s like the magic kingdom for me and we had a nice dinner and then to Sainsbury’s where I finally got some Microsoft points so I’m downloading Dawnguard and I DIDN’T KNOW BUT I CAN GET BBC IPLAYER ON MY XBOX AND I’M SO HAPPY BECAUSE NOW I’M WATCHING THE MAGIC...
phantomdoodler: batreaux: anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the...
eiskaltesmonster: Go through my hard drive and this is what I find.
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt: Who's getting married then?
Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin: Why not?
Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin: Says who?!
Aunt: Says God!
Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...
ponweiwest: whenever one of my internet friends are upset i touch my screen like don’t be cry
neverbirds: getnothingdone: has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously #we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
team-avatar-legend: drzaius: i just feel so bad for other countries in the olympics why do you keep trying why Wait a sec.. USSR? GDR? THIS IS SO OLD I CAN’T EVEN :/
Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?
calming-tea: threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work Our advanced primate BRAAAAAINNSSS.
filemeunderfunky: this is ringo and he howls cutely look at him go