was that a horcrux
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again
Blue Grass and Fireflies
I DREW A WEEPINDASH TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER
Hidden Secret. My results are always so stupid. For the wolf one I got White Wolf.
I’m fucking eagle turkey. Eagle. Turkey.
Bloody Secret. Sounds like an emo band.
DAFUQ I AM MOON TURKEY? MOON TURKEY?! That’s the worst assassin name ever.
I’m Novice Saber. Bah.
…imagine if someone got Moon Moon.
WTF I’M EAGLE EAGLE! WHO THE HELLS GONNA HIRE THE ASSASSIN EAGLE EAGLE!!
Well that’s not a very promising assassin name
Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray
THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video.
Future cosplay techniques.
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
i think about amanda bynes a lot
my 62 year old dad is more up to date on music than i am
when you can
it’s 2013 and there’s still delays when getting the votes on eurovision
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book